Thursday, 17 September 2009

Drew BarrymoreLESS

Lord, talk about fashion hell-no's. I am yet to see a picture of Drew Barrymore this year looking slightly acceptable.

"Hello, Drew? Yeah, the 80's called. They want their crap back. Oh, and Smurfette wants her legs back. And, um, while I'm at it, this Emo kid called me up too, and she wants to let you know she's suing you for stealing her hairstyle. Kay, thanks."

Maybe if the dress wasn't yellow. And maybe if the tips of her hair weren't BLACK. And maybe if she didn't look so damn happy dressed in something that looks like.. well.. that.

This is another one of those cases where the mother (a.k.a the shopper) adopts a beautiful child (a.k.a the material thang) and abuses it and forces it to hang out with it's ugly step-siblings (a.k.a that shirt and that hair)

It doesn't look that bad, right? I mean, yeah, there are those damn tips again. And yes, she's wearing Avril Lavigne's skirt (and her bracelet). But aside from that, she looks great. Really. I mean it. :)

Umm.. What? Why? As if the dress weren't enough, she had to wear Justin's shirt underneath too!? And then a patterned scarf? AND THEN SHE WORE COMBAT BOOTS? WHAT KIND OF FRE- Hey! The tips aren't there!

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